In just a matter of a few months, Kim Dotcom has gone from being viewed with suspicion as an alleged multi-media copyright pirate, to one of our most talked-about celebrities.
So what is it about Kim that's made him such an object of affection?...
1: He makes us feel slim. And by us, I mean the entire population. We could all stand next to him and we'd still look skinny.
2: The guy really knows how to throw a party. Fireworks. Girls. Cars. Helicopters. Mansion. Legend.
3: He made John Banks look silly. Now I know John Banks often looks silly - but it's not every day he looks $50k silly. That's pretty silly.
4: He has a real live New York lawyer called "Ira". And best of all, he sounds just like a real live New York lawyer called "Ira".
5: He's dodgy, but only alleged-intellectual-property dodgy. Nobody's saying he killed anyone or funded a military coup or anything. That we know of.
6: He let us "borrow" all those great movies.
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