6 REASONS WOMEN MAKE TERRIBLE BISHOPS

This week, the C of E decided to not let women be bishops again. Still. Hitherto. Good job too. Here's why...

1: Women take ages to put their dresses on. Church services would obviously be delayed left right and centre. You can say what you like about men in frocks, but at least they turn up on time.

2: "Educating" choir boys. Women probably don't even get why I put the word educating in quotation marks.

3: They probably think God is a girl.

4: Rather than telling you what to think, they'd just expect you to know what THEY'RE thinking.

5: Lipstick on the communion glasses.

6: They might make organised religion seem more mainstream, logical and you know, NORMAL.