6 OTHER THINGS THEY SHOULD HAVE IN SCHOOLS

Wow... how about that "Food in Schools" debate? Amazing how some people think by starving the children of neglectful parents, we're somehow teaching the neglectful parents a lesson. Anyway, I think feeding kids at school is a great idea, because I really hate cooking so now I won't have to do as much. Here are some more ideas that could save me some valuable time and money...

1: Smart Phones. Schools should be supplying these from Year 1. How else are they supposed to teach kids about cyber-bullying?

2: Samsung Galaxy Note 8.0's. Spare a thought for those poor kids who only have iPads. So bulky. So last month.

3: Cool Teachers. You know that young guy with the dreads who takes Media Studies and runs the surfing club? The one who gets all the kids to call him by his first name? We need more of him.

4: Ball Gowns and Limousines. If they want to run the pre and after parties, let 'em take care of the lot, I say.

5: Synthetic Marijuana. The important thing is we know where it comes from, right? Right?

6: Schools. This one is specifically for the Christchurch kids. It'd be nice if there was an actual school there when they got there. Or am I being too pie-in-the-sky?