6 THINGS WE DON'T WANT FROM AUSTRALIA

First it was the apples. Then it was our immigrants. Now they don't even want to import our potatoes. Well two can play at that game. There's plenty of THEIR stuff we don't need either...

1: Uranium. To be fair, we don't have much use for it, but even if we did, we wouldn't.

2: Charlotte Dawson. I'm not bullying or trolling or anything. She just seems a bit high-maintenance.

3: Julia Gillard. Or her freakishly long earlobes. And especially not her whiney voice. It's bad enough having ONE Prime Minister who can't pronounce the word "texts".

4: The new Wiggles. Especially the girl one. Her hair clashes with all of their jerseys.

5: Bananas. We'll get all ours from Ecuador thanks. If they're good enough for Julian Assange, they're good enough for us.

6: Julian Assange. Come to think of it, we're about the only country that DOESN'T want him.